I'm stealing this quote off of Angry Chicken's page. I just hope none of it applies to my attempt at cooking dinner today. Happy Thanksgiving!
"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful." —Buddha